WHEN DADDY CARVES THE TURKEY

admin | November 26, 2009

When Daddy carves the turkey, It is really quite a sight, I know he tries his hardest, But he never does it right. He makes a fancy show of it, Before he starts to carve, And stabs in all directions, While we’re certain that we’ll starve. He seems to take forever, As we sit and [...]

I HAVE TO TICKLE, I HAVE TO TICKLE, I HAVE TO TICKLE TODAY, HEY! HEY!

admin | November 24, 2009

Knismolagnia is the experience of sexual gratification from the act of tickling, which is classified as part of the fifth and highest grade of social play. Tickling is also a genre of gay porn. And while tickling initially makes me think of the erratic movements of a disembodied hand, a la Thing T. Thing, I’m [...]

Double Stuf Isn’t Just a Type of Oreo

admin | November 19, 2009

What with Thanksgiving approaching, the topic on everyone’s mind is that age-old pesky problem of fitting more food in one’s belly than may be deemed polite, healthy, sufficient, etc. The words that come to mind are gluttonous and supersaturation.  The famous helium balloons of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade are an apt visual comparison to [...]

Calendar Girls

admin | November 17, 2009

If there’s one thing I’m guaranteed to do every day (aside from jerk off), it’s cross the previous day off my wall calendar. It’s a simple pleasure that ensures satisfaction and automatically imports a dramatic sense of movement and accomplishment into one’s daily life. And with 2012 looming, our days are numbered, so it only [...]

Where the Hairy Things Are

admin | November 12, 2009

Whilst I may be ambivalent toward hair (as I’m more of a face manchild myself), I always appreciate a beautifully rendered male nude, or even better, a book of them. And I especially appreciate  deviations from yr standard, normatively attractive gay male nude. But perhaps most importantly, I appreciate photographers endorsed by Jerry Saltz. All [...]

If Twilight Gives You Blue Balls, Then Check Out Twink Blood

admin | November 10, 2009

Halloween may be long gone, but vampires are at the same time both fashionable and timeless. Like, they don’t age, right? So tight twink-bodied vampires sorta makes a lot of sense if you think about it. Check out these exclusive photos SaggerzSkaterz, that hothouse of sagging, skating, and getting spanked, sent us from their new [...]

HouseBoy May Be Sold Out In Europe, But You Can Still Find It At Studmall.com

admin | November 3, 2009

Houseboy used to refer to a profession, but if one thing’s clear, it’s that it now refers to pleasure. I realized this over the weekend as I was completing my own housework, watching the latest title in Eurocreme’s DreamBoy series, HouseBoy. The “plot” here is pretty light: one boy, Justin, ropes another boy, Steven, into [...]