CHERRIES IN THE SNOW

| December 24, 2009

It wouldn’t be xmas without a holiday-themed post and it wouldn’t be a holiday-themed post without seasonally appropriate suggestive (and somewhat unforeseen?) imagery, so without further ado, here is a small selection (more of a juxtaposition) in which to drown your sorrows in lieu of (or alongside) that egg nogĀ  . . . And come [...]

COVER GIRL

| December 22, 2009

Forget what you’ve heard, I’ve always been a proponent of judging a book by it’s cover, which is why I’m presenting to you my top six best homosexual pornographic DVDs, as determined by their cover art and ordered alphabetically:

A CUPPA JOE O.

| December 17, 2009

Let’s face it, working as a porn apprentice is basically the same as working as an employee in any other creative office–an influx of talented artistes is guaranteed to grace yr presence on any given day. Lucky for us, this Wednesday it was esteemed photographer Joe Oppedisano. He of course wanted to shoot some hot, [...]

DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

| December 15, 2009

Keeping on the theme of winter weather, while there are a couple of different theories as to why, the fact of the matter is that we urinate more often, or at least have the urge to, in the cold. One suggestion I have for you, then, is to develop a season-appropriate fetish. Here are two [...]

WHEN THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL

| December 10, 2009

If you happen to be living in the northern hemisphere, you might be starting to feel chilled to the bone, in which case, you might be inclined to don additional layers, in which case, I’m here to encourage you.

PUT YR TWIN TO THE TEST

| December 8, 2009

I assume you know the first part of that rhyme, but if not, here’s a hint courtesy of Monsieur Gainsbourg: Still a little lost? Well, let’s just say, for the sake of propriety, that BelAmi have an upcoming episode with twins Elijah and Milo. Now, no matter where you fall on a political spectrum about [...]

ALL I WANT FOR XMAS IS PACKING MEAT

| December 3, 2009

Errr, ummm, I mean, my two front teeth? Ah, who am I kidding? Fill yr xmas stockings with these sizeable members:

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUISE-AID

| December 1, 2009

I’ve never been on a cruise, yet alone boarded a yacht, so you can imagine my chagrin when I overzealously overlooked the operative cock in Eurocreme’s new Cape Town Cock Cruisers. Nevertheless, I was happy to take this pleasure voyage, even if I never lost sight of land.