Posted By admin on November 26, 2009

Ray Dragon presents Dad Takes a Fishing Trip

When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we’re certain that we’ll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he’s finished slicing,
He’s reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he’s finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!

When it comes to vocabulary, quantity is quality. So, as promised, here are a few phrases you might want to try on this Thursday:

Last turkey in the shop – a particularly ugly looking set of male genitals

Ol’ turkey head move – how some people perform and look performing fellatio

Turkey slapped – to be smacked in the face with a penis, related: Pseudo-turkey – the act of turkey slapping someone whilst he is seated on the toilet

Thanksgiving turkey – a person’s balls and erect cock are tucked between the legs and then sucked on by another person, who, after a while, is shat upon

Additionally, as you might be spending time at home and with family, I thought I’d bring to yr attention this little gem from legendary porn director Joe Gage:

Ray Dragon presents Dad Takes a Fishing Trip

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